i was thinking

of something to invent that would match the toilet in greatness.
a paint so black you can't see it. that would be cool. it's also quite impossible. that's why the toilet is the greatest thing ever created and if i ever become world leader the earth's flag will most certainly feature the outline of a toilet.
alternately, one could invent the 28-hour day and corresponding 6-day week. wait, that's already been invented. too bad it hasn't caught up yet.
i am having a terrible creativity crisis, which is most unpleasant, as i really need to be creative right about now. only 6 hours left to get really creative. but it's 3:30 in the morning here. later than it was yesterday when i walked home from A. oh. well. too late.