february

Whoever decided that February should have 28 days was an idiot (less so than the idiot who came up with daylight savings but an idiot nevertheless). Why should all the months have 30 or 31 days with the exception of February which has 28? That's inconsistent and thus stupid. Why not have more months with 30 days instead of 31 and make February have 30/31 days as well? Because someone was stupid, that's why.
Here:

scheme	j	f	m	a	m	j	j	a	s	o	n	d	total days
stupid	31	28	31	30	31	30	31	31	30	31	30	31	365
stupid leap	31	29	31	30	31	30	31	31	30	31	30	31	366
fine	30	31	30	31	30	31	30	31	30	31	30	30	365
fine leap	30	31	30	31	30	31	30	31	30	31	30	31	366

There. Isn't my scheme much neater? Look how fine the months alternate. And on leap years you add one day at the end of the year, not at some arbitrary position. Much like they do with leap seconds on New Year now.

http

One morning I was webbrowsing:

ret@ret-laptop:~$ telnet some-server.com 80
Trying some.ip.address...
Connected to some-server.com
Escape character is '^]'.
GET /32452tr534tfgr4 HTTP/1.1
Host: some-host.com

HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found
Date: Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:07:12 GMT
Server: NOYB
Connection: close
Transfer-Encoding: chunked
Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1

...404 and so on.
WTF? No shame:

# Server masking is optional
#fake server banner - NOYB used - no one needs to know what we are using
SecServerSignature "NOYB"

Hey, NOYB yourself, fucker! You know I'm OK with you bragging about how secure you are and everything, but what makes you think you can abuse protocol like that? It doesn't hurt to be polite, you know! Is it so hard to come up with something decent like "hidden"? So much for user interface. Kids these days...
Anyway, here's the rest of the reply:
(some-html-tags-that-blogger-chokes-on)

Apache/1.3.34 Server at www.some-host.com Port 80

(some-other-html-tags)

LOL.

Later edit: oddly enough there actually is a www.some-server.com which obviously has nothing to do with this post, please substitute www.example.com in the text above :P